Sun
Mar
22
22nd March
Monday:
Woke up. Had a thought. Dismissed it. Had another. Dismissed that. Stared at the cows. The cows stared back. Scratched arse. Shouted at telly. Threw heavy object at telly. Had a wee drink. Had another. Went to bed.
Tuesday to Sunday - repeat as above
It’s raining cats, it’s raining dogs,
Hallelujah! It’s raining men
It’s nice weather if you’re a duck in the desert
It must be Glastonbury again
Shuffling through the slurry
Sunk in mud inglorious mud
To the beat of Noah’s hammer
Preparing for the flood
So two fingers to the heavens
Beelzebub take my soul
‘Cos the Devil’s got all the best tunes
And God hates rock ‘n roll
I’m gonna see if i can find one he done today.
Elvis McGonagall - Genius
